Girls, in this crazy, mixed-up world there are a few things we can still count on. Step into any "art" area in any thrift store in the western hemisphere and you will see the following:
At least one print of moody early 20th century babes staring off into space. This one gets extra points for including a river and ducks.
Speaking of ducks, there will always be a framed print of something mallard-esque. Always.
And a cheesy poster of a child with a butterfly and wildflowers.
Wait! What the hell is that? And more to the point, who would hang it in their house?
By the way, I could do that yoga position if I wanted to, I just don't want to.