It has always been my habit to peer into dumpsters as I drive by them to see if anything looks interesting. Well today, something looked very interesting. So interesting in fact, that I slammed on my brakes, did an illegal U-turn and sped back as fast as the Kia Rio would take me.
When I arrived at the dumpster, I got a better view. And look...another passerby saw something he liked, too!
In less time than you can say "preacher's pulpit", it was safely ensconced in the back of the Rio.