Monday, August 9, 2010

Glorify Yourself...Beauty Tips for Masochists

Love the name of this book!

Especially love the illustrations..."Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!"

Wish women still dressed like this. *sigh*

What's your face shape?

And now, ladies, it's time to hurt yourselves! You want to keep your man? You'll do what I tell you...

Slap!

Plop! Spank!

8 comments:

Van said...

Thanks for the laugh- this is one beautiful vintage find. Those are the lamest exercise instructions and illustrations I've ever seen! Masochistic indeed!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

This has got to be one of the funniest books I have seen in along time. Can you imagine reading about exercise and saying Slap, Plop, Spank?? Great find!!

Joan@anythinggoeshere said...

You have got to be kidding? Funny. Funny. FUNNY!

Rose H (UK) said...

Just imagine reading out those instructions to your husband!
Priceless {:o)

Kirstin said...

UGH! I am afraid that my body fits very nicely into the NO! category.....

Glenda... said...

Just wondering if all that slapping and plopping broke up the cellulite in their thighs and hips..my granny told me to use a rolling pin on my legs and hips to break up cellulite...One thing for sure, that generation had better figures than lots of me today...LoL
wonder if they had hardwood floors. Ouch.
blessings,
glenda

Signs and Salvage said...

OMGoodness!! That is TOO funny!!!!!!

Emily said...

I so needed today! SO FUNNY!!!