Just because it's fun to say

The other day I wanted something chocolate. And not even good chocolate; there was no snobbery involved. It had to be something trashy. Something that can be found at a 7 Eleven. Like a Ho-Ho.

Then suddenly I remembered a chocolate drink that you can get in New York called Yoo-Hoo. I've never seen one on the west coast. It's sort of like chocolate milk, but not.

I put the two things together and realized: I wanna Ho-Ho and a Yoo-Hoo!