Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Chreepy Christmas

There are just some things on this earth that I never need to have in our house, particularly during the holidays.

A front loader Santa.

An indescribably hideous object.

A duck that I'm pretty sure quacked out a Christmas carol. I didn't dare squeeze his arm (or should I say wing?) to find out.

I have nothing against Jesus. However, this one makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. And not in a good way. Which one makes your blood run cold?

13 comments:

Van said...

My nieces had that duck! Oh...my...god. I threatened to bury it in the backyard many times and even threw it away once (where it was rescued).

I think the object of indescribable ugliness takes the cake in this contest.

Lisa said...

That indescribably hideous object needs to go back to the land of misfit toys or I mean junk. Ewwww...

trash talk said...

Pennywise disguised as a snowman makes my blood run cold!
Do you think Santa was used to crank out sno-cones or margaritas?
Debbie

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

That hideous object truly is hideous!

And I love Jesus. But this one seems to be praying for relief from his chronic constipation. (Which, of course, God can take care of!)

JunqueMagnet said...

Just got back from a trip scouting Christmas treasures at the Goodwill. I may actually have seen items of greater ugliness than those you have posted. Ohhh, the holiday horrors that do get created.

Barbara said...

That mug, or snowman or whatever the hell that thing is is FRIGHTENING!

Lemondrop Marie said...

Hmmm, I wouldn't TAKE any of them, but I would hand the duck off to my beloved dog for a good chewing.
Marie @ Lemondrop ViNtAge

Linda @ A La Carte said...

I know so many people love them but those Annalee dolls are creepy to me!!

Psycho Sue- Sew Misunderstood said...

i am so drawn to that ugly freeky clown thing i think i might even buy it. there's probably something wrong with me LOL

Sarah Ann said...

Lol love that you took pictures of the lame stuff. That's the one thing I don't like about thrift shopping when I go alone- you don't have someone there to laugh at the weird stuff with ya!

Shara said...

I was at the thrift earlier and noticed an abundance of weird and goofy things. The thrifts must be getting on thin stuff, so the bad stuff sticks out!

**WIll you still like me if I tell you I have that "duck"? It's actually a chicken and he dances to the Chicken Dance. My son got it in Kindergarten. It's funny. I promise.

Andy's Attic said...

The snowman/frightman is the worst. He should be dropped on really hard cement.
Annette

Cheryl said...

lol... ok, I have that duck. And in my defense, its pretty funny when it sings and dances all over your table :-P Of course, it scares the bee-gee-bees out of my 18 month old grandaughter. Maybe she just has better taste then her Nana? lol
~Cheryl